We are S.N.I.D.E.. We are the Society for Nihilistic Intent and Disruptive Efforts. We are the adversary to order. We are the pranksters. We are the fools. We wish to administer a wedgie to the world. We act through the sole desire to reflect the system in a fun house mirror; to show that everything is a game, and nothing is worth any more than the value it is attributed by the person perceiving it. We have no goals (other than the wedgie thing, which S.N.I.D.E. scientists are working tirelessly in a secret undisclosed underground facility to develop a viable planetary wedgie administering system). We enjoy the game for the game and believe that it in itself is its most valuable reward.

          Other groups believe that what they are doing has meaning. What we do is devoid of dogmatic trappings. We understand that every action enacted in the world creates a ripple of effect and consequence. This consequence, being either positive or negative, is not the direct concern of the Society. We leave it up to our individual members to decide on their own in which, if any, quadrant of morality they wish to reside. We are not destructive. The system must continue to function, for without it we have nothing with which to meddle. We are not cruel for if we alienate ourselves there will be no one around with which to play. We are S.N.I.D.E. join us!