S.N.I.D.E. TASKS

 

LEVEL 1  -  15 Points

 

Clever Vandalism

1-99 players
Vandalize cleverly. Go beyond simple graffiti and do something extra special.

Topsy-Turvy

1-10 players
Go forth into the world and turn things upside-down. Literally. The more (and bigger) things you can leave upended, the better.

Not the intended Use

1-10 players
Use something but not for its intended use.

Fun With Food

1-10 players
Play with your food.

 

Rage Against the Machine

1-50 players
Rage against The Machine. (Perhaps direct your Rage towards a member of Equivalenz.)

Personalized Spam

1-3 players
Create a dummy email account that has an address name that cannot be recognized as you. Use this account to create and send an original and believable Spam message to another player or someone else that you know. Make the message of personal interest to the recipient without revealing your identity. Your goal is to get a reply from the recipient without them realizing that you are the sender of the message. Continue sending messages until you achieve your goal.

 

LEVEL 2  -  25 Points

 

A voice from above

with UofA and Equivalenz
Install a strange and wonderful sound source in a public place.

Prank Monkey's Toy Box

1-99 players
Have fun with a tool of annoyance. Megaphones, laser pointers, whistles, Snapple caps, slingshots, Anthrax, etc. etc.

 

CHEAT!

1 player
Cheat.

Art Burglar

with U of A
1-2 players
Steal something physical from another player. Create a piece of art using this object. Be very careful when choosing said object. Something as mundane a newspaper or an old box may have personal value to its owner.

I Didn’t Order 30 Copies Of Mystic Pizza!

1-3 players
Prank another player, and put a new spin on an old standard.

Pimp My Ride (+ UofA, BartPA)

1-10 players
Just like in the TV show of the same name, make some fantastic upgrades to your vehicle. But unlike the TV show, the ride you pimp cannot be a car. It can be your bike, your shoes, your space hopper, your favorite city bus or train - whatever else that is not a car. Or you can surprise someone by pimping their bike, shoes, train, etc.
If you really want to go big with this one, have a Pimp My Ride Competition!

Seven Sins

1 player
Commit all seven sins in the shortest time possible.

 

LEVEL 3  -  45 Points

Joke-A-Thon

1 player
Spend one day telling jokes to people all day. Not over the internet, but in person (using the phone counts). You must tell at least 10 different jokes over the course of your day, and you may only tell one joke per person you encounter. As they say, the more, the merrier.
Document your exploits well.

 

Nothing gets the blood running more than a little Subterfuge

1-50 players
Infiltrate an organization and obtain as much information as possible.

Escape from the Camera II

2-50 players
Go to a very public place with a video camera and at least two people. One person turns on the camera. The other(s) must run away from it like mad, as though their lives depended on it. The person with the camera must give chase. Bonus points if anyone actually escapes the camera. Video proof is essential.
(With large groups, this could turn into a big, public game of video tag, where the camera person tags a runner and that runner takes over the camera.)

We Reserve The Right To Refuse Service.

2-8 players
We have all seen the signs, but have you ever witnessed an instance where the lure of the great American dollar is not enough to have service provided to you? Have service refused to your group, either before or during a meal.

Important Business Lunch

3-6 players
Assemble a small group of players dressed in very silly outfits. Conduct yourselves in public as would a group of serious business professionals. Ride public transit, go to lunch, show up for a meeting at an existing corporate headquarters of your choosing, etc.

This is not the task you are looking for.

1 player
Embark upon a campaign of misinformation.

Make The News

1-99 players
go out with the intent on making the news by completing a task. Accomplish this.

WEDGIE FOR YOU!

1 player
“GAAAAAAAAH!!”
- Oscar Wilde on receiving the first Atomic Wedgie from Robert Oppenheimer
Go on a wedgie rampage. There are many different types of wedgies. Only you can decide which one is right for you. Grab a camera and go get your unsuspecting friends or complete strangers.
Alternatively, perform "kancho" the Japanese equivalent. Courtesy of wikipedia: "It is performed by clasping the hands together so the index fingers are pointing out and attempting to insert them sharply into someone's anal region when the victim is not looking."

Kancho:

I Am Undone

1-99 players
Unleash you inner desire for bondage on your neighbourhood. Semi-permanently tie as many things to other things as possible.

 

LEVEL 4  -  75 Points

Create A Contradiction
Level 4 (75pts)
3+ players
Create a contradiction in public. Pass out condoms at the Vatican, throw raw meat at vegan protesters (This is not a good idea btw) , play war at an anti-war rally.

Massing Minions

1 player
Enlist and Individual or group of individuals to preform a S.N.I.D.E. task for you. You may manage the progress, provide information and supplies but you may not participate in the act of completion. The knowlage that these people are working under the umbrella of S.N.I.D.E. must be kept from them.

La Moustache Fausse

3-6 players
Execute an epic addition of a false moustache to a publicly-viewable image (or multiple publicly-viewable images) over which you do not have original creative control.

False Friend

1-4 players
Invent a new person that you are friends or foe with. (in Real life not SF0) spread stories and rumours about this false person to all your friends and family and continue to do so until they are integrated into your life. Create their own website, email accounts, blogs and so forth. Take it to an extreme where you begin to forget that they are not real, and thus they are born.

 

Turkey Night

Celebrate a national holiday by leaving presents on the doorsetps of your friends and relations, under cover of darkness, for them to find in the morning. Endeavor to impress your recipients by delivering objects that are difficult to procure or transport.

Fake a syndrome.

Fake a fake syndrome. Do not make fun of disabled people or with people terettes.Use your better jusdgement.

 

LEVEL 5  -  125 Points

 

DOOM

1-5 Players
Recover/reassemble some lost artifact that, when activated, will unleash the Forces of Darkness. Do it for no other reason than to claim the accomplishment as your own.

Enemy Mine.

1 player
Completely sabotage another players in progress task, then help them repair the damage you did and complete it. (you are an asshole and should not be added as a collaborator to the task.)

Creat a diversion

1+ player
Create a diversion. Interrupt a political conference, classroom or other meeting with a diversion.

False Sign posts

1-99 players
Create signs and or trails that falsely lead people away from what they may originally be after but instead taking them to something else that you deem to be far greater in importance. Document people on the journey you have provided them with.

LEVEL 6  -  250 Points

Get Your War On

1-25 players
The War on Drugs. The War on Terror. Say what you will about them, they got press.
Start your own War on something that you think should be stopped. Get the word out. Try to get the press to cover you. If Frank Chu can do it, so can you.
Investigate the amount of devastation your War has wrought upon its subject. Document the actual effectiveness of your War.
P.S. - Don't actually kill anyone, unless it's a Player and inside a designated Player Killing Area.

LEVEL 7  -  400 Points

False Job

1 player
Take on a new job in a big company. Get yourself lost within the ranks of the company and cause havoc from inside. Aim to bring productivity down to zero through subversive tactics. Encourage co-workers to play games over finishing reports. Reject all pay received. Quit before you lose your soul. (I think this task already existed and was never completed in the impossible exchange era but I cant find it at the moment)

 

LEVEL 8  -  1000 Points

The Royal Wedgie

1-2 Players
Perform a wedgie of your choice on a monarch or any other political figure. Bonus points if you plant an SF0 flag on them.

 

Existing Snide Tasks:

... You're Not Paying Attention!
Trash Rehash
Take Apart Art
Su Casa
Bystander Effect
Ironing Iron With The Iron Horse
Mess It Up
Escape From The Camera
Finding Judas
Telemarketing
Purple Monkey Dishwaser
Bob Realised That Jane Was Really Going For It With Her Task Completions
Secret Wall Tattoos
Unorthodox Caroling
Gift Package For The Department Of Homeland Security
Why Shakespeare, May I Borrow That Pen?
Trick Or Treat! (emphasis on the trick)
Future Hero!
Enchanting
Formal Introduction
File Something Official
Stick Figure In Peril
Le Papier Bleu Et Le Poulet
Flash Mob
Prolific Paranoia
Ingenuity And Loathing In The Field Of Urban Roller Coaster Design
Holiday
Idle Race
Stick It To The Man
Manufacture Consent 2
Escalator Enlightenment
Manufacture Consent 1
Defeat Edison
Usury
Trajectory Of Desire
Tip The Scales
Tourist Attraction
Confuse A Mineral
Confuse A Plant
Confuse An Animal
Tapes And Tapes
Invasion
Shopping Commentator
Religious Tourist
Multilateral Slee[x]perimentation Research Team
Mass Panic
Central Command
Dilemmatize Your World
Thank You The MGMT
Personal Police Database
Trespassing
Conversation Re-mix
Street Vendor Campaign
Pot Of Gold
Local Network Spy
Lux Aeterna
I Am Spartacus
Create A Crime Scene
I Was A Teenage Spokesmodel.
Broke In Bizzaro World
SF0 Guerrilla Art
Meter Made
Ridiculous Protest
Super Glued
The Unbirthday Party
Pure Evil
Mess It Up